I know soy beans are good for a lot of things. Let's stay out of the bacon market! It...
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Bill Engvall: My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you something: I know soy beans are good for a lot of things. Let's stay out of the bacon market! It says "It looks and tastes like real bacon!" No it doesn't! It tastes like somebody bacon-flavored a turd, that's what it tastes like!
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So my wife trying to be helpful
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goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon
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Yeah Let me tell you something
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l know soybeans are good for a lot of things
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Let's stay out of the bacon market
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They go ''Looks and tastes like real bacon ''
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No it doesn't
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Tastes like somebody bacon flavored a turd
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that's what it tastes like
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Movie Summary
Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy return on-stage to give some funny redneck laughs and humorous spins on everyday affairs.
