He'd be out there in that desert going, "Oooh, this ain't the ocean. WOOO, I better find...
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Bill Engvall:
In California, in the desert, they found bones of this prehistoric porpoise. And they are saying it's interesting, because this porpoise's upper jaw sticks out a lot further than its lower jaw. So I'm thinking he's got to look like... [Gives a dorky look, with his upper teeth sticking out] Bill Engvall:
And they're trying to figure out if his upper jaw was used for sex or for eating. And I am thinking, "You know what? You can rule out sex." 'Cause if you look like this... [Repeats Dorky look] Bill Engvall:
Sex ain't happening, alright? I mean, what if it's just a goofy-looking fish? You know, like a dorkfish. [Audience laughs] Bill Engvall:
He'd be out there in that desert going, "Oooh, this ain't the ocean. WOOO, I better find me some water, huh!" Can you imagine if you were fishing... and you caught a dorkfish? 'Cause you know your friends will be like, "Hey man... wh... what kind of fish is that?" You would be like, "Ohh... Nothing." 'Cause you know that fish is sticking his head out going, "I'm a dorkfish! He caught me on a corndog! I swear to God... I was swimming underneath the ocean... and I said, 'What's a corndog doing underneath the ocean?' Well, you know me, I love them dang corndogs, WOOO!"
In California, in the desert, they found bones of this prehistoric porpoise. And they are saying it's interesting, because this porpoise's upper jaw sticks out a lot further than its lower jaw. So I'm thinking he's got to look like... [Gives a dorky look, with his upper teeth sticking out] Bill Engvall:
And they're trying to figure out if his upper jaw was used for sex or for eating. And I am thinking, "You know what? You can rule out sex." 'Cause if you look like this... [Repeats Dorky look] Bill Engvall:
Sex ain't happening, alright? I mean, what if it's just a goofy-looking fish? You know, like a dorkfish. [Audience laughs] Bill Engvall:
He'd be out there in that desert going, "Oooh, this ain't the ocean. WOOO, I better find me some water, huh!" Can you imagine if you were fishing... and you caught a dorkfish? 'Cause you know your friends will be like, "Hey man... wh... what kind of fish is that?" You would be like, "Ohh... Nothing." 'Cause you know that fish is sticking his head out going, "I'm a dorkfish! He caught me on a corndog! I swear to God... I was swimming underneath the ocean... and I said, 'What's a corndog doing underneath the ocean?' Well, you know me, I love them dang corndogs, WOOO!"
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And it killed the deer it wrecked the engine
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We had to evacuate the plane
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Well they put us in this little minivan
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And they're busing us back
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To this terminal And I'm laughing at this point
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Because this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life
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I mean how do you hit a deer with a airplane
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So I called my wife on the cell phone
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I said Baby you're not gonna believe this
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We just hit a deer with our airplane
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And there was a silence
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On the other end of the line
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Followed by Oh my God were you on the ground
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Movie Summary
Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy return on-stage to give some funny redneck laughs and humorous spins on everyday affairs.
