His head's starting to swell, and I like "It ain't working." He goes "read faster!"
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Ron White:
I wasn't a bright child. I had a very weak vocabulary. In fact, if I'd known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive today. [laughter] Ron White:
He got bit by a copperhead, I'm reading him funny stories out of Reader's Digest. [laughter] Ron White:
His head's starting to swell, and I like "It ain't working." He goes "read faster!" [laughter]
I wasn't a bright child. I had a very weak vocabulary. In fact, if I'd known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive today. [laughter] Ron White:
He got bit by a copperhead, I'm reading him funny stories out of Reader's Digest. [laughter] Ron White:
His head's starting to swell, and I like "It ain't working." He goes "read faster!" [laughter]
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I wasn't a bright child
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I had a very weak vocabulary
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In fact if I'd have known the difference
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between antidote and anecdote
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my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive today
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He got bit by a copperhead
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I'm reading him funny stories out of Reader's Digest
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His head's starting to swell I'm like It ain't working
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He goes Read faster
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Movie Summary
Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy return on-stage to give some funny redneck laughs and humorous spins on everyday affairs.
