But they've made us such a bunch of paranoid nuts, you know? Because when I was growing...
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Jeff Foxworthy:
My wife and I, we love watching, like, Dateline, 20/20, those shows. But you know how every week they will feature a disease. And I swear to you, every week, no matter what the disease is, my wife has it. [laughter] Jeff Foxworthy:
There could be three people on the planet that have this disease, my wife is one of them. She just watches it going "I've got it." [laughter] Jeff Foxworthy:
"I have every one of those symptoms." I'm like "you do not have testicular cancer." [laughter] Jeff Foxworthy:
"You don't even have testiculars." [laughter] Jeff Foxworthy:
But they've made us such a bunch of paranoid nuts, you know? Because when I was growing up, there were two medicines in the world. You had aspirin and Campho-Phenique. That's all there was
My wife and I, we love watching, like, Dateline, 20/20, those shows. But you know how every week they will feature a disease. And I swear to you, every week, no matter what the disease is, my wife has it. [laughter] Jeff Foxworthy:
There could be three people on the planet that have this disease, my wife is one of them. She just watches it going "I've got it." [laughter] Jeff Foxworthy:
"I have every one of those symptoms." I'm like "you do not have testicular cancer." [laughter] Jeff Foxworthy:
"You don't even have testiculars." [laughter] Jeff Foxworthy:
But they've made us such a bunch of paranoid nuts, you know? Because when I was growing up, there were two medicines in the world. You had aspirin and Campho-Phenique. That's all there was
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My wife and I we love watching
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like Dateline 20 20 those shows
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But you know how every week they will feature a disease
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And I swear to you every week no matter what the disease is
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my wife has it
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There could be three people on the planet
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that have this disease my wife is one of them
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She just watches it going
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I've got it
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I have every one of those symptoms
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I'm like You do not have testicular cancer
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You don't even have testiculars
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But they've made us such a bunch of paranoid nuts you know
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Because when I was growing up
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there were two medicines in the world
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You had aspirin and Campho Phenique
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That's all there was
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Movie Summary
Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy return on-stage to give some funny redneck laughs and humorous spins on everyday affairs.
