What I like to do these days is talk about fireworks safety. See, it was the Fourth of...
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What I like to do these days is talk about fireworks safety. See, it was the Fourth of July and my friend Timmy Smithers leaned back too far with a lit punk and ignited the main fireworks display for the evening. And I wake up every night knowing that I know I could've down more to save him... but it was so pretty. "Timmy, no - would you look at that! That's the beginning of the Chinese space program!"
What I like to do these days is talk about fireworks safety. See, it was the Fourth of July and my friend Timmy Smithers leaned back too far with a lit punk and ignited the main fireworks display for the evening. And I wake up every night knowing that I know I could've down more to save him... but it was so pretty. "Timmy, no - would you look at that! That's the beginning of the Chinese space program!"
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Well that's enough comedy
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I would like to talk for just a little bit
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about fireworks safety
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It's something I like to do every time I speak in public
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I know seriously uh
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years ago my friend Timmy Smithers and I
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went to a Fourth of July celebration
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And at one point in the festivities
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Timmy leaned back too far with a lit punk
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and ignited the main fireworks display for the evening
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inevitably causing his death and not a night goes by
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that I don't wake up feeling horrible
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because I know in my heart
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there was more I could've done to save his life
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But it was so pretty
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laughter
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WOMAN Oww
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Timmy no Would you look at that
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That's the beginning of the Chinese space program
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Movie Summary
Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy return on-stage to give some funny redneck laughs and humorous spins on everyday affairs.
