Forgot my beer
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Jeff:
If you ever wore a tube top to a funeral home, you might be... Bill:
[Cracks up laughing]
Oh my god! I can't believe you just said that! Jeff:
Why, did that happen to you? Bill:
No, I got a better one. If you ever crack open a beer during a eulogy, you might be a redneck. Jeff:
Let me guess, one of your relatives. Bill:
My uncle Jack. We are at the funeral, and we weren't even outside. We were in the church! And the reverend had just finished his eulogy, when we heard, "Psshhh!" And everyone turned to uncle Jack, who was holding a beer, going, "What?" [cast and audience laugh. Jeff stands up with his cup and walks up to a "casket"] Jeff:
Mama sure looks good, don't she? [Ron joins him] Ron White:
That ain't Mama. [Larry joins them] Larry The Cable Guy:
No, that's her. They just shaved her beard off. [Everyone laughs as Jeff, Ron, and Larry sit back down. Larry suddenly gets back up and walks back to the "casket"] Larry The Cable Guy:
Forgot my beer
If you ever wore a tube top to a funeral home, you might be... Bill:
[Cracks up laughing]
Oh my god! I can't believe you just said that! Jeff:
Why, did that happen to you? Bill:
No, I got a better one. If you ever crack open a beer during a eulogy, you might be a redneck. Jeff:
Let me guess, one of your relatives. Bill:
My uncle Jack. We are at the funeral, and we weren't even outside. We were in the church! And the reverend had just finished his eulogy, when we heard, "Psshhh!" And everyone turned to uncle Jack, who was holding a beer, going, "What?" [cast and audience laugh. Jeff stands up with his cup and walks up to a "casket"] Jeff:
Mama sure looks good, don't she? [Ron joins him] Ron White:
That ain't Mama. [Larry joins them] Larry The Cable Guy:
No, that's her. They just shaved her beard off. [Everyone laughs as Jeff, Ron, and Larry sit back down. Larry suddenly gets back up and walks back to the "casket"] Larry The Cable Guy:
Forgot my beer
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If you've ever opened a beer during a eulogy
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audience laughing
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you might be a redneck
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audience cheering and clapping
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I'm just guessing one of your relatives
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My uncle Jack audience laughing
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We I swear to you Jeff we were sitting
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We weren't even outside
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We were in the church audience laughing
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And the reverend had just finished the eulogy
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and we heard bshh
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audience laughing
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And we look in the back and he's sitting there with a beer and he goes What
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audience laughing
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Bill giggles
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Mama looks good don't she
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audience laughing
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That ain't Mama
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audience laughing
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No that's her They just shaved her beard off
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Movie Summary
The comedic stylings of four sort-of famous funnymen are brought to the big screen courtesy of this 2002 documentary.
