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"Blue Streak" quotes

Blue Streak poster
A former convict poses as a cop to retrieve a diamond he stole years ago.

Director: Les Mayfield
Writer: Michael Berry, John Blumenthal, Stephen Carpenter
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $68,518,533
Released: 17 Sep 1999
Awards: N/A

56 video clips

TulleyMiles LoganShawnaMelissa GreenCarlsonDetective DiazFbi Agent GrayJanieceEddiePrison Guard #37Deacon
I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits - Blue Streak 00:12 I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits Did you eat the whole time I was in there - Blue Streak 00:29 Did you eat the whole time I was in there This is the police Move your busted ass vehicle - Blue Streak 00:13 This is the police Move your busted ass vehicle Put them on the noodles Chicken or beef - Blue Streak 00:23 Put them on the noodles Chicken or beef I can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day - Blue Streak 00:06 I can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a... What you gonna do with one shoelace Let me in on the secret - Blue Streak 00:06 What you gonna do with one shoelace Let me in on the secret What is it - Blue Streak 00:06 What is it All right detective - Blue Streak 00:37 All right detective I'm over my head No I'm over your head - Blue Streak 00:07 I'm over my head No I'm over your head This guy Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars - Blue Streak 00:09 This guy Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere - Blue Streak 00:19 We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway - Blue Streak 00:15 Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway What I'm about to tell you is classified - Blue Streak 00:24 What I'm about to tell you is classified You're not my man You lie You told me you were a banker - Blue Streak 00:06 You're not my man You lie You told me you were a banker And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good - Blue Streak 00:05 And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good Eddie check this out - Blue Streak 00:20 Eddie check this out One belt one shoelace - Blue Streak 00:23 One belt one shoelace You want 31 flavors - Blue Streak 00:07 You want 31 flavors What's going on - Blue Streak 00:07 What's going on What is it with you and the heating ducts sir - Blue Streak 00:05 What is it with you and the heating ducts sir What the hell you doing - Blue Streak 00:08 What the hell you doing He hijacked the truck This is a setup - Blue Streak 00:08 He hijacked the truck This is a setup You don't wanna go to jail in Mexico - Blue Streak 00:09 You don't wanna go to jail in Mexico What do you want me to do - Blue Streak 00:12 What do you want me to do Who the hell are you - Blue Streak 00:09 Who the hell are you And then he said l was ugly and l couldn't read good - Blue Streak 00:05 And then he said l was ugly and l couldn't read good They got to protect and serve The police got to eat too - Blue Streak 00:10 They got to protect and serve The police got to eat too You wanna prove you aren't a cop - Blue Streak 00:16 You wanna prove you aren't a cop Got the rock Time to roll - Blue Streak 00:04 Got the rock Time to roll When was the last time you got all up on this thing - Blue Streak 00:11 When was the last time you got all up on this thing I'm a federale - Blue Streak 00:05 I'm a federale Stop eating cold cuts because it's seeping through your pores - Blue Streak 00:06 Stop eating cold cuts because it's seeping through your... There you go Let me get that from you - Blue Streak 00:05 There you go Let me get that from you I'm an officer of the law - Blue Streak 00:07 I'm an officer of the law And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good - Blue Streak 00:05 And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good Damn - Blue Streak 00:46 Damn Eddie check this out - Blue Streak 00:20 Eddie check this out Got the rock Time to roll - Blue Streak 00:04 Got the rock Time to roll I can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day - Blue Streak 00:06 I can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a... I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits - Blue Streak 00:12 I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits I'm a federale - Blue Streak 00:04 I'm a federale I'm an officer of the law - Blue Streak 00:04 I'm an officer of the law I'm over my head No I'm over your head - Blue Streak 00:07 I'm over my head No I'm over your head Oh I'm a detective now - Blue Streak 00:50 Oh I'm a detective now One belt one shoelace - Blue Streak 00:23 One belt one shoelace Put them on the Oodles of Noodles - Blue Streak 00:25 Put them on the Oodles of Noodles This guy Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars - Blue Streak 00:09 This guy Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars This is the police Move your busted ass vehicle - Blue Streak 00:13 This is the police Move your busted ass vehicle We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere - Blue Streak 00:19 We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere What the hell you doing - Blue Streak 00:08 What the hell you doing What's going on - Blue Streak 00:07 What's going on When was the last time you got all up on this thing - Blue Streak 00:07 When was the last time you got all up on this thing Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway - Blue Streak 00:15 Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway You don't wanna go to jail in Mexico - Blue Streak 00:08 You don't wanna go to jail in Mexico You want 31 flavors - Blue Streak 00:07 You want 31 flavors

Cast

Miles Logan - Martin Lawrence
Carlson - Luke Wilson
Deacon - Peter Greene
Tulley - Dave Chappelle
Melissa Green - Nicole Ari Parker
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