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It's not your fault

It's not your fault.You know, it's just like... Everybody treats you different. Like, you...

Blue Valentine • 2010

It's not your fault.You know, it's just like... Everybody treats you different. Like, you make jokes and they'renot funny, but people laugh anyway. That's gotta make you nuts. I like how you can complimentand insult somebody at the same time. In equal measure. What's an insult about that? That I'm crazy and I'm not funny. Well... I don't know if you'renot funny, tell me a joke. So there's a child molesterand a little boy walking into the woods. The child molester and the little boykeep walking further and further, and it's getting darker and darkerand they're going deeper and deeper into the woods and the child molester... and the little boy looks upat the child molester and he says, "Gee, mister, I'm getting scared!" And the child molesterlooks down at him and says, "You think you're scared, kid?I gotta walk outta here alone."

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It's not your fault You know it's just like

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Everybody treats you different

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Like you make jokes and they're not funny but people laugh anyway

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That's gotta make you nuts

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I like how you can compliment and insult somebody at the same time

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In equal measure

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What's an insult about that

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That I'm crazy and I'm not funny

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Well I don't know if you're not funny tell me a joke

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So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods

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The child molester and the little boy keep walking further and further

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and it's getting darker and darker and they're going deeper and deeper

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into the woods and the child molester

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and the little boy looks up at the child molester and he says

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Gee mister I'm getting scared

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And the child molester looks down at him and says

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You think you're scared kid I gotta walk outta here alone

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انها ليست غلطتك و لكن الكل يعاملك بطريقة مختلفة

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مثلا انت تروين نكتة و الكل يضحك حتى لو لم تكن مضحكة

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هذا سيجعلك مجنونة

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يعجبني كيف انك تمدح و تذم الشخص بنفس الوقت

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بقياسات متساوية ما كانت الاهانة ف هذا

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اني مجنونة و لست مرحة

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لا اعلم اذا لم تكوني مرحة اروي لي نكتة

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اذا هناك معتدي على الاطفال و صبي صغير يمشيان في الغابة

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المعتدي على الاطفال و الصبي استمروا بالمشي اكثر و اكثر

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في الغابة الصبي الصغير نظر الى المعتدي الشاذ و قال

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لقد بدأت بالخوف ايها السيد المعتدي على الاطفال نظر اليه و قال

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تعتقد انك خائف و انا من سيعود كل الطريق من هنا لوحده

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C'est pas de ta faute tu vois Je suis certain que

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que tout le monde te traite de façon différente

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Genre que tu fais des blagues pas drôles du tout

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et pourtant les gens rient quand même Forcément ça rend cinglé

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Tu sais que t'arrives à complimenter et insulter une personne

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dans la même phrase de façon presque égale

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Qu'est ce que j'ai dit d'insultant

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Que je suis pas drôle et sûrement folle à lier

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Bien

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Je peux pas dire si t'es drôle ou pas Raconte moi une blague

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Alors c'est l'histoire d'un petit garçon et d'un pédophile

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qui sont dans les bois

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en train de marcher et

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Et ils avancent de plus en plus

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L'obscurité grandit il va faire nuit noire

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et ils s'enfoncent profondément dans les bois sans cesser de marcher

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Et soudain le petit garçon fait face au pédophile et il lui dit

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Dis monsieur j'ai peur dans le noir

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Alors là le pédophile le regarde et puis il dit

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De quoi tu te plains Moi je vais devoir rentrer tout seul

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Ist nicht deine Schuld Das kommt weil alle Leute dich anders behandeln

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Wenn du Witze machst die nicht witzig sind lachen sie So wird man verrückt

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Find ich gut wie du jemandem gleichzeitig ein Kompliment machst und ihn verletzt

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Gleichermaßen Was ist daran verletzend

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Dass ich verrückt bin und nicht witzig Na ja

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ich weiß nicht ob du nicht witzig bist Erzähl mir einen Witz

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Ein Kinderschänder und ein kleiner Junge gehen in den Wald

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Der Kinderschänder und der kleine Junge gehen immer weiter

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und es wird immer dunkler und sie gehen tiefer in den Wald hinein

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Und der Kinderschänder Der Junge sieht zu ihm auf und sagt

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Mister ich kriege Angst Da sagt der Kinderschänder zu ihm

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Du hast Angst mein Junge Ich muss hier alleine wieder raus

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Ini bukan salahmu Kau tahu ini hanya seperti

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Setiap orang memperlakukanmu berbeda beda

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Seperti kau membuat lelucon dan leluconnya tidak lucu tapi orang orang tertawa

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Itu akan membuatmu gila

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Aku suka caramu memuji dan menghina orang dalam waktu yang sama

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Dalam ukuran yang sama

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Bagian mana yang menghina

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Bahwa aku gila dan tak lucu

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Aku tak tahu jika kau tak lucu katakan padaku sebuah lelucon

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Ada anak monster dan bocah kecil berjalan di hutan

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Anak monster dan bocah kecil terus berjalan menjauh dan menjauh

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Dan hutan semakin gelap dan gelap dan mereka pergi semakin dalam dan dalam

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Masuk ke dalam hutan dan anak monster

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Dan bocah kecil melihat ke atas ke monster kecil dan dia berkata

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Astaga tuan aku ketakutan

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Dan monster kecil melihat kebawah dan berkata

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Menurutmu kau ketakutan nak Aku akan berjalan keluar dari sini sendirian

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Это не твоя вина Все действуют на тебя по разному

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Это как ты пошутил и люди смеются в любом случае даже если думают что это не смешно

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Это делает тебя чокнутым

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Мне нравится как ты можешь одновременно льстить и оскорблять людей

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В равной степени И чем это обидно

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То что я сумасшедшая и не смешная

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Я не знаю смешная ли ты расскажи мне шутку

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Педофил и маленький мальчик гуляют в лесу

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Педофил и маленький мальчик идут все дальше и дальше становится все темнее и темнее и они идут глубже и глубже

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в лес и маленький мальчик взглянул на педофила и сказал

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Эй мистер мне становится страшно И педофил смотрит на него сверху вниз и говорит

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Ты думаешь тебе страшно потому что ты ребенок А мне возвращаться отсюда в одного

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No es tu culpa Es como que

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todos te tratan diferente

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Haces chistes y no son graciosos pero la gente se ríe de todos modos

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Eso tiene que volverte loca

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Me gusta cómo elogias e insultas a alguien al mismo tiempo

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En la misma medida Qué tiene de insulto eso

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Que estoy loca y no soy graciosa

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No sé si no eres graciosa Cuéntame un chiste

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Hay un abusador de menores y un niño caminando en el bosque

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El pederasta y el niño siguen caminando más y más

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y se pone cada vez más oscuro y van cada vez más profundo en el bosque

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y el niño mira al pederasta y dice

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Dios señor me estoy asustando

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Y el pederasta mira y le dice

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Crees que estás asustado niño Yo tengo que trabajar aquí solo

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Duration

55 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:49:11

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

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Production

Cottage Industries,Incentive Filmed Entertainment,Silverwood Films,Hunting Lane Films,Chrysler Corporation,Shade Pictures,Motel Movies

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Movie Summary

Dean and Cindy live a quiet life in a modest neighborhood. They appear to have the world at their feet at the outset of the relationship. However, his lack of ambition and her retreat into self-absorption cause potentially irreversible cracks in their marriage.