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[all] ♪ The old man's pants Were sharted ♪

Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

♪ The old man's pantsWere sharted ♪ ♪ The old man's pantsWere sharted ♪ ♪ Now it's...

Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty • 2017

[all] ♪ The old man's pants
Were sharted ♪ ♪ The old man's pants
Were sharted ♪ ♪ Now it's sad,
first class smelled like ♪ ♪ Boiled egg gas ♪ She asked me if I'd like
Some cheese ♪ ♪ I said, "No, I'm good ♪ But if you could ♪ Bring him a diaper
And some Febreze" ♪ ♪ She got down low
So I could hear ♪ ♪ She said "I've seen
stranger things ♪ ♪ I knew a captain
Whose pants were crapped in ♪ ♪ That's how I earned
These wings ♪ Everybody!

Full Transcript

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[all] ♪ The old man's pants Were sharted ♪

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♪ The old man's pants Were sharted ♪

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♪ Now it's sad, first class smelled like ♪

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♪ Boiled egg gas

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♪ She asked me if I'd like Some cheese ♪

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♪ I said, "No, I'm good

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♪ But if you could

00:00:20.324 --> 00:00:23.719

♪ Bring him a diaper And some Febreze" ♪

00:00:23.762 --> 00:00:27.636

♪ She got down low So I could hear ♪

00:00:27.679 --> 00:00:30.856

♪ She said "I've seen stranger things ♪

00:00:30.009 --> 00:00:35.252

♪ I knew a captain Whose pants were crapped in ♪

00:00:35.296 --> 00:00:36.688

♪ That's how I earned These wings ♪

00:00:36.732 --> 00:00:39.604

Everybody!

Duration

40 seconds

Views

36

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:33

Uploaded

Jul 01, 2025

Genres

Production

Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.