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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

And here's a couple of them.- Nine years old, my dadjust told me like dick jokes and I'm...

And here's a couple of them.
-[laughter] Nine years old, my dad
just told me like dick jokes and I'm like, "Why?"
And what happened was, we'd just had a lot of people
pass away and, uh, that's not even funny,
'cause they did, and so to get out of it,
we did gallows humor

Full Transcript

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-And here's a couple of them. -[laughter]
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Nine years old, my dad just told me like dick jokes
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and I'm like, "Why?" And what happened was,
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we'd just had a lot of people pass away
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and, uh, that's not even funny, 'cause they did,
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and so to get out of it, we did gallows humor.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:39
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
So my dad would just tell me dirty shit - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
So my dad would just tell me dirty shit
-[laughter] -He made a mistake - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -He made a mistake
I didn't know nothing at all - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
I didn't know nothing at all
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[laughter]
So my dad tells me a joke, my dad says, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
So my dad tells me a joke, my dad says,
You can't have sex with a sheep." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
You can't have sex with a sheep."
And they bring the kid up and they say, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
And they bring the kid up and they say,
So I didn't laugh, I didn't get it, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
So I didn't laugh, I didn't get it,
I kinda laughed at the sound of the goat, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I kinda laughed at the sound of the goat,
That's what it meant? That is fucked up." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
That's what it meant? That is fucked up."
And then he told me another one, similarly inappropriate. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And then he told me another one, similarly inappropriate.
Uh, if you know it, don't worry about it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, if you know it, don't worry about it
Tarzan meets Jane for the first time and says, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
Tarzan meets Jane for the first time and says,
What is your hole's name. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
What is your hole's name.
30 years it took me to understand that joke. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
30 years it took me to understand that joke.
I had no fucking clue. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I had no fucking clue.
But, I mean, I get-- [laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
But, I mean, I get-- [laughs]
So what I'm telling you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
So what I'm telling you
-That's what I'm telling you. -[laughter and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-That's what I'm telling you. -[laughter and appla...
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
[laughter]