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And I said I had a hemorrhoid
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

And I said I had a hemorrhoid -and, uh, it was--- Thanks for laughing at that.Thanks

And I said I had a hemorrhoid -and, uh, it was--
-[woman laughs] Thanks for laughing at that.
Thanks

Full Transcript

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And I said I had a hemorrhoid
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-and, uh, it was-- -[woman laughs]
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Thanks for laughing at that. Thanks.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:35
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
And it was so cold it broke off - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And it was so cold it broke off
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking
[scattered laughter and groans] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[scattered laughter and groans]
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled--
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay,
And I went, "No!" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And I went, "No!"
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray.
Thank you very much." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
Thank you very much."
She's thinking that what I'm saying is - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
She's thinking that what I'm saying is
Just frickin' get that thing all just-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Just frickin' get that thing all just--
Just get a lathe - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
Just get a lathe
And so I-I didn't get it and I just, uh-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:18
And so I-I didn't get it and I just, uh--
Uh, it's called Dirty Daddy and, uh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Uh, it's called Dirty Daddy and, uh,
Um, it's a seven-hour audio book, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Um, it's a seven-hour audio book,
But it's interesting, I, um, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
But it's interesting, I, um,
And I wanna tell you something, every single one of you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And I wanna tell you something, every single one of you
-[cheering] -They'll be sitting there, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
-[cheering] -They'll be sitting there,
-That was a mistake. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-That was a mistake. -[laughter]
-[woman] Yeah! Yes! -[scattered cheers and groans] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-[woman] Yeah! Yes! -[scattered cheers and groans]