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And if there's sap in the tree, it'll cauterize

Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

And if there's sap in the tree,it'll cauterize the end of your wienerand the next thing...

Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty • 2017

And if there's sap in the tree,
it'll cauterize the end of your wiener
and the next thing you know, one of your balls just swells up
like a cantaloupe and then you're home
on, like, Yom Kippur and it pops open and then you--
[laughs] You're ruined

Full Transcript

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And if there's sap in the tree, it'll cauterize

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the end of your wiener and the next thing you know,

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one of your balls just swells up like a cantaloupe

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and then you're home on, like, Yom Kippur

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and it pops open and then you-- [laughs]

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You're ruined.

Duration

15 seconds

Views

36

Timestamp in Movie

00:48:27

Uploaded

Jul 01, 2025

Genres

Production

Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.