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[as Dolly] I gotta buy moleskin for those areas
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I gotta buy moleskinfor those areas that rub me raw. It's like "Oh, my God, what the fuck...

[as Dolly] I gotta buy moleskin
for those areas that rub me raw.
[normal] It's like "Oh, my God, what the fuck happened to me?" I'm in purgatory
and Scuttle is my mother

Full Transcript

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[as Dolly] I gotta buy moleskin for those areas
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that rub me raw. [normal] It's like "Oh, my God,
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what the fuck happened to me?"
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I'm in purgatory and Scuttle is my mother.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:17
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[cheers and applause]
And then at the end, she's 17 when she gets her legs. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And then at the end, she's 17 when she gets her legs.
That Eric, he's--he just went-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
That Eric, he's--he just went--
-Do you like Belle? -[cheers] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-Do you like Belle? -[cheers]
-I'm sorry, she's-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-I'm sorry, she's-- -[laughter]
-She can't get in. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-She can't get in. -[laughter]
-[man] Esméralda! -You know who Bill Cosby's - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[man] Esméralda! -You know who Bill Cosby's
-That's the... -[audience groans, applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-That's the... -[audience groans, applause]
I thought there'd be some assholes in here, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
I thought there'd be some assholes in here,
-[cheers and applause] -[Bob] Follow this guy - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-[cheers and applause] -[Bob] Follow this guy
I can't believe I'm holding my stool in front of you. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I can't believe I'm holding my stool in front of y...
I wanna put Jake right here. Is Jake coming up? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I wanna put Jake right here. Is Jake coming up?
Wow, you're exactly as I pictured you. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Wow, you're exactly as I pictured you.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[laughter]
It must be really hot outside. It's a pleasure to meet you. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
It must be really hot outside. It's a pleasure to meet ...
I don't wanna give you difficult-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
I don't wanna give you difficult--
Why don't you sit there on this, uh, thing - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
Why don't you sit there on this, uh, thing
-Sure. Sure. -And--And you-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-Sure. Sure. -And--And you--
-No, not at all. -Don't do that 'cause that state - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
-No, not at all. -Don't do that 'cause that state
Because all the time when I was on that family show, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Because all the time when I was on that family show,