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[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

-And then, a little fucking rabid little Canadian Winnipegsquirrel came up and just picked...

[audience groans]
-And then, a little fucking rabid little Canadian Winnipeg
squirrel came up and just picked it up
and started eating it like a fucking apple
and he looked at me like "Fuck you, I'm eating
your frozen fucking hemorrhoid, you stupid asshole." Fucking rabid squirrel

Full Transcript

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-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking
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rabid little Canadian Winnipeg squirrel came up
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and just picked it up and started eating it
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like a fucking apple and he looked at me
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like "Fuck you, I'm eating your frozen fucking hemorrhoid,
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you stupid asshole."
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Fucking rabid squirrel.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:47
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
[scattered laughter and groans] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[scattered laughter and groans]
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled--
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay,
And I went, "No!" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And I went, "No!"
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray.
Thank you very much." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
Thank you very much."
She's thinking that what I'm saying is - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
She's thinking that what I'm saying is
Just frickin' get that thing all just-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Just frickin' get that thing all just--
Just get a lathe - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
Just get a lathe
And so I-I didn't get it and I just, uh-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:18
And so I-I didn't get it and I just, uh--
Uh, it's called Dirty Daddy and, uh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Uh, it's called Dirty Daddy and, uh,
Um, it's a seven-hour audio book, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Um, it's a seven-hour audio book,
But it's interesting, I, um, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
But it's interesting, I, um,
And I wanna tell you something, every single one of you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And I wanna tell you something, every single one of you
-[cheering] -They'll be sitting there, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
-[cheering] -They'll be sitting there,
-That was a mistake. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-That was a mistake. -[laughter]
-[woman] Yeah! Yes! -[scattered cheers and groans] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-[woman] Yeah! Yes! -[scattered cheers and groans]
And I was on the plane, I had to read it overnight - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And I was on the plane, I had to read it overnight
So I'm on the plane and I'm reading - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
So I'm on the plane and I'm reading