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But I got a woman now. I've had
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

But I got a woman now.I've had-- I've been divorced 20 years,I have a great ex-wife, she's...

But I got a woman now.
I've had-- I've been divorced 20 years,
I have a great ex-wife, she's a great mama, baby mama,
and she's a good person, can't say anything
mean about her unless you have an extra
40 minutes, and-- That's a joke.
She's actually wonderful

Full Transcript

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But I got a woman now. I've had--
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I've been divorced 20 years, I have a great ex-wife,
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she's a great mama, baby mama, and she's a good person,
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can't say anything mean about her
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unless you have an extra 40 minutes, and--
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That's a joke. She's actually wonderful.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:29
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
No, because you're 12 - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
No, because you're 12
No, I don't wanna be dirty. I wanna be pure. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
No, I don't wanna be dirty. I wanna be pure.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[laughter]
If somebody's choking, I put my tongue in their butt - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
If somebody's choking, I put my tongue in their butt
And then I throw up, everybody throws up - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And then I throw up, everybody throws up
It's purging. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
It's purging.
But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh,
And that's what my dad imparted upon me - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And that's what my dad imparted upon me
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter]
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents.
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old,
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't smoke, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't s...
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk?
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[cheers and applause]
You didn't try to do a joke." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You didn't try to do a joke."
So I'm sitting front of my house in Norfolk, Virginia, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
So I'm sitting front of my house in Norfolk, Virginia,
And, um, she's sitting there in a tennis skirt - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And, um, she's sitting there in a tennis skirt
What the hell is that? Do you put a quarter in that - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
What the hell is that? Do you put a quarter in that
It moves around? I don't know." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
It moves around? I don't know."