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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

But, you know, you go out,you wanna make people laugh, and that's, like,the most important...

But, you know, you go out,
you wanna make people laugh, and that's, like,
the most important thing is not to feel the pain
of our lives right now

Full Transcript

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But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh,
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and that's, like, the most important thing
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is not to feel the pain of our lives right now.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:19
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
And that's what my dad imparted upon me - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And that's what my dad imparted upon me
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter]
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents.
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old,
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't smoke, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't s...
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk?
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[cheers and applause]
You didn't try to do a joke." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You didn't try to do a joke."
So I'm sitting front of my house in Norfolk, Virginia, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
So I'm sitting front of my house in Norfolk, Virginia,
And, um, she's sitting there in a tennis skirt - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And, um, she's sitting there in a tennis skirt
What the hell is that? Do you put a quarter in that - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
What the hell is that? Do you put a quarter in that
It moves around? I don't know." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
It moves around? I don't know."
Bobby, stop looking in there." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Bobby, stop looking in there."
Unit on the cousin." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
Unit on the cousin."
The man puts his penis in the woman's vagina." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
The man puts his penis in the woman's vagina."
-And I was wearing a onesie. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-And I was wearing a onesie. -[laughter]
That's personal information! And stop telling people I wear - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
That's personal information! And stop telling people I ...
It's embarrassing." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
It's embarrassing."
We're being profiled and we're in danger. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
We're being profiled and we're in danger.