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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

...I would talkto my daughters, and when I had stuffto talk to my daughters about, I...

[cheers and applause] ...I would talk
to my daughters, and when I had stuff
to talk to my daughters about, I would sit 'em down
and as I would talk to them it was like a morality play.
All of a sudden, like, synthesizer music would come in

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...I would talk to my daughters,
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and when I had stuff to talk to my daughters about,
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I would sit 'em down and as I would talk to them
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it was like a morality play. All of a sudden, like,
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synthesizer music would come in.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:07
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
-[gentle music] -Like you're Michelle or D.J., - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-[gentle music] -Like you're Michelle or D.J.,
And that's background music that helps you teach - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And that's background music that helps you teach
-[all exclaim] -[laughter and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-[all exclaim] -[laughter and applause]
-I am. -Well, I wish you the best - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-I am. -Well, I wish you the best
Um, and I don't wanna make fun of ya, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Um, and I don't wanna make fun of ya,
Um, what would you say is the craziest thing - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
Um, what would you say is the craziest thing
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
[cheers and applause]
I didn't mean to say that right into your face - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
I didn't mean to say that right into your face
-I did. -Shame on-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-I did. -Shame on--
-14. -You finished-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:16
-14. -You finished--
-That's a truthful thing. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-That's a truthful thing. -[laughter]
Which makes them strange. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Which makes them strange.
But if you wear the skin off your wiener, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
But if you wear the skin off your wiener,
And let me tell you something else, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And let me tell you something else,
I feel like I know you so much right now. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I feel like I know you so much right now.
-Yes. -You're a bad boy. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-Yes. -You're a bad boy.
Let me tell you what never to do - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Let me tell you what never to do
Not to dry-hump 'cause you could go up to a tree - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Not to dry-hump 'cause you could go up to a tree
You don't put your wiener in that hole - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You don't put your wiener in that hole
-[laughter] -If you got a hole in a tree, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-[laughter] -If you got a hole in a tree,