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For ten years, um, I was pretty lonely
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

For ten years, um,I was pretty lonely, I had a girlfriend,and then I didn't, and then I...

For ten years, um,
I was pretty lonely, I had a girlfriend,
and then I didn't, and then I was working
the shittiest gigs-- 'cause that's how you become
a comedian, so for ten years I was working
in really weird places

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For ten years, um, I was pretty lonely,
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I had a girlfriend, and then I didn't,
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and then I was working the shittiest gigs--
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'cause that's how you become a comedian,
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so for ten years I was working in really weird places.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:46
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
I worked in a strip club once in Anchorage - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
I worked in a strip club once in Anchorage
[as Jay] Hey, you gotta go to-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[as Jay] Hey, you gotta go to--
[as Jay] You gotta go to this strip club, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[as Jay] You gotta go to this strip club,
There's a stripper on stage - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
There's a stripper on stage
She's got little Easy Bake Oven pie pans - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:32
She's got little Easy Bake Oven pie pans
-Really? -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-Really? -[laughter]
-You have to-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-You have to-- -[laughter]
-Give him a round of applause. -[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
-Give him a round of applause. -[cheers and applause]
For the purposes of this fucking special, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
For the purposes of this fucking special,
-I can't make fun of you. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
-I can't make fun of you. -[laughter]
He would talk to an audience. He taught me - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
He would talk to an audience. He taught me
You will be, but, um-- when I bring you up here - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
You will be, but, um-- when I bring you up here
And I hit your bare buttocks - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And I hit your bare buttocks
I'm not gonna do that. I don't wanna see his buttocks. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I'm not gonna do that. I don't wanna see his butto...
-I wanna see his back. Um-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-I wanna see his back. Um-- -[laughter]
But Don, I directed in the movie Dirty Work - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
But Don, I directed in the movie Dirty Work
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[cheers and applause]
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:39
[laughter]
But, Sanyo, you made me think of him - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
But, Sanyo, you made me think of him
I didn't grow up and say, "Hey, that's gonna be my stage name." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
I didn't grow up and say, "Hey, that's gonna ...