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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

Have a cardigan sweater,do the reach around?" I don't know.Another girl said, "You're not...

Have a cardigan sweater,
do the reach around?" I don't know.
Another girl said, "You're not dirty enough."
So I pissed on her and-- -[laughter]
-And she liked it

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Have a cardigan sweater, do the reach around?"
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I don't know. Another girl said,
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"You're not dirty enough." So I pissed on her and--
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-[laughter] -And she liked it.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:41
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
But I've had so many relationships-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
But I've had so many relationships--
I'll go with "B," but, uh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I'll go with "B," but, uh,
What I believe first base now is, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
What I believe first base now is,
"Thank you so much. That anal sex - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
"Thank you so much. That anal sex
-I'm dating a woman. -[cheers] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-I'm dating a woman. -[cheers]
-You shut up. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-You shut up. -[laughter]
That's what you said? He's stoned - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
That's what you said? He's stoned
-You got a pretty mouth. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-You got a pretty mouth. -[laughter]
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
[laughter]
But I got a woman now. I've had-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
But I got a woman now. I've had--
No, because you're 12 - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
No, because you're 12
No, I don't wanna be dirty. I wanna be pure. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
No, I don't wanna be dirty. I wanna be pure.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[laughter]
If somebody's choking, I put my tongue in their butt - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
If somebody's choking, I put my tongue in their butt
And then I throw up, everybody throws up - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And then I throw up, everybody throws up
It's purging. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
It's purging.
But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh,
And that's what my dad imparted upon me - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And that's what my dad imparted upon me
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter]
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born