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He was behind the shed. -[laughter]
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

He was behind the shed.- I learned about everything late, so I learned about thefacts of...

He was behind the shed.
-[laughter] I learned about everything late, so I learned about the
facts of life when I was nine

Full Transcript

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-He was behind the shed. -[laughter]
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I learned about everything late,
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so I learned about the facts of life when I was nine.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:34
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents.
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old,
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't smoke, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't s...
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk?
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[cheers and applause]
You didn't try to do a joke." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You didn't try to do a joke."
So I'm sitting front of my house in Norfolk, Virginia, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
So I'm sitting front of my house in Norfolk, Virginia,
And, um, she's sitting there in a tennis skirt - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And, um, she's sitting there in a tennis skirt
What the hell is that? Do you put a quarter in that - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
What the hell is that? Do you put a quarter in that
It moves around? I don't know." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
It moves around? I don't know."
Bobby, stop looking in there." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Bobby, stop looking in there."
Unit on the cousin." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
Unit on the cousin."
The man puts his penis in the woman's vagina." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
The man puts his penis in the woman's vagina."
-And I was wearing a onesie. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-And I was wearing a onesie. -[laughter]
That's personal information! And stop telling people I wear - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
That's personal information! And stop telling people I ...
It's embarrassing." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
It's embarrassing."
We're being profiled and we're in danger. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
We're being profiled and we're in danger.
But my mom, I took a picture of her - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
But my mom, I took a picture of her
-[laughter] -"Why did you say that, Bobby?" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-[laughter] -"Why did you say that, Bobby?"