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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

Hey, I apologize,I don't want to offend any rapists that mightbe here tonight

Hey, I apologize,
I don't want to offend any rapists that might
be here tonight

Full Transcript

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Hey, I apologize, I don't want to offend
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any rapists that might be here tonight.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:57
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
[laughter]
But, actually, I did meet a woman - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
But, actually, I did meet a woman
-Um... -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-Um... -[laughter]
I think I lost my mojo." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
I think I lost my mojo."
She's a woman. She's, uh-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:18
She's a woman. She's, uh--
I had to duct tape my butthole shut. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I had to duct tape my butthole shut.
I didn't haveto, I just liked it. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I didn't haveto, I just liked it.
But this wonderful woman... [laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
But this wonderful woman... [laughs]
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:32
[laughter]
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:24
[laughter]
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[laughter]
-[women cheering] -You just leave here-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
-[women cheering] -You just leave here--
"I had sex with a guy, I'm not sure about him, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
"I had sex with a guy, I'm not sure about him,
Unless I sell it to you and it's got my brand. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Unless I sell it to you and it's got my brand.
That's my merch. I sell "day-after pills." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
That's my merch. I sell "day-after pills."
[scattered cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
[scattered cheers and applause]
We're zombies in love. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
We're zombies in love.
Love's important. I mean, that's why I-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Love's important. I mean, that's why I--
For ten years, um, I was pretty lonely, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
For ten years, um, I was pretty lonely,
I worked in a strip club once in Anchorage - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
I worked in a strip club once in Anchorage