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How many people are drunk? -[cheers]
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

How many people are drunk?- I prefer stoned peopleto drunk people because when the...

How many people are drunk?
-[cheers] I prefer stoned people
to drunk people because when the heckle
comes out of a stoned person, when you ask them what
they said, they can't recall

Full Transcript

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-How many people are drunk? -[cheers]
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I prefer stoned people to drunk people
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because when the heckle comes out of a stoned person,
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when you ask them what they said, they can't recall.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:52
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
I don't wanna talk about my dick too much - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I don't wanna talk about my dick too much
Now, see, let me tell you where that comes from. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Now, see, let me tell you where that comes from.
I'm on a plane, and I write down a joke - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
I'm on a plane, and I write down a joke
It's upsetting me. I'd rather just talk about - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
It's upsetting me. I'd rather just talk about
People just laugh, but if I'm on a plane - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:21
People just laugh, but if I'm on a plane
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[laughter]
One day it's gonna be Fullest House - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
One day it's gonna be Fullest House
Not gonna talk about that show the whole time, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Not gonna talk about that show the whole time,
-Um, I don't know-- -[cheering] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-Um, I don't know-- -[cheering]
But I knew it was popular years ago 'cause John Stamos-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
But I knew it was popular years ago 'cause John Stamos-...
And back in the day when he had the mullet, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And back in the day when he had the mullet,
Um... [laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
Um... [laughs]
But we knew we were popular. He and I one time-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
But we knew we were popular. He and I one time--
So Stamos and I were on Main Street in Disneyland - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
So Stamos and I were on Main Street in Disneyland
TheWinnie the Pooh and he's right there - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
TheWinnie the Pooh and he's right there
He's all Winnie'd out and, uh-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
He's all Winnie'd out and, uh--
And I knew it. I said, "John, look, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And I knew it. I said, "John, look,
I respect you people 'cause you're smart - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
I respect you people 'cause you're smart
I was doing a show--You know, 'cause there's a duality, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
I was doing a show--You know, 'cause there's a dua...
-That sounds so creepy. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-That sounds so creepy. -[laughter]