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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I didn't know nothing at all and now I'm all grown upand I'm on Twitter and people send me...

I didn't know nothing at all and now I'm all grown up
and I'm on Twitter and people send me dick pics and then I block 'em,
so I'm a cock blocker

Full Transcript

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I didn't know nothing at all
00:00:03.263 --> 00:00:05.875
and now I'm all grown up and I'm on Twitter
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and people send me dick pics
00:00:08.997 --> 00:00:10.183
and then I block 'em, so I'm a cock blocker.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:03
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[laughter]
So my dad tells me a joke, my dad says, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
So my dad tells me a joke, my dad says,
You can't have sex with a sheep." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
You can't have sex with a sheep."
And they bring the kid up and they say, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
And they bring the kid up and they say,
So I didn't laugh, I didn't get it, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
So I didn't laugh, I didn't get it,
I kinda laughed at the sound of the goat, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I kinda laughed at the sound of the goat,
That's what it meant? That is fucked up." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
That's what it meant? That is fucked up."
And then he told me another one, similarly inappropriate. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And then he told me another one, similarly inappropriate.
Uh, if you know it, don't worry about it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, if you know it, don't worry about it
Tarzan meets Jane for the first time and says, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
Tarzan meets Jane for the first time and says,
What is your hole's name. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
What is your hole's name.
30 years it took me to understand that joke. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
30 years it took me to understand that joke.
I had no fucking clue. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I had no fucking clue.
But, I mean, I get-- [laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
But, I mean, I get-- [laughs]
So what I'm telling you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
So what I'm telling you
-That's what I'm telling you. -[laughter and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-That's what I'm telling you. -[laughter and appla...
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
[laughter]
And when you watch an icon fall-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And when you watch an icon fall--
And he now claims that he is legally blind - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
And he now claims that he is legally blind
But if you say that, isn't that like saying - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
But if you say that, isn't that like saying