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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I go downstairs,an hour goes by, I don't get an erection,but my eyes started to bulge out...

I go downstairs,
an hour goes by, I don't get an erection,
but my eyes started to bulge out of my head
and I started to talk like, [as Rodney] "I got no dick.
No dick at all

Full Transcript

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I go downstairs, an hour goes by,
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I don't get an erection, but my eyes started
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to bulge out of my head and I started to talk like,
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[as Rodney] "I got no dick. No dick at all.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:34
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag breaks." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag break...
I think." I mean, you're supposed to - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I think." I mean, you're supposed to
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter]
And you're looking in the mirror and he's like winking at you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:25
And you're looking in the mirror and he's like win...
-And-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
-And-- -[laughter]
You burp Tupperware. I put my little balls - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You burp Tupperware. I put my little balls
-This is just for me. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-This is just for me. -[laughter]
I don't know if you heard there's climate change - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
I don't know if you heard there's climate change
I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there,
And I said I had a hemorrhoid - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And I said I had a hemorrhoid
And it was so cold it broke off - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And it was so cold it broke off
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking
[scattered laughter and groans] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[scattered laughter and groans]
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled--
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay,
And I went, "No!" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And I went, "No!"
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray.
Thank you very much." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
Thank you very much."
She's thinking that what I'm saying is - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
She's thinking that what I'm saying is