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I got two Ludes in my pocket and she's like
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I got two Ludes in my pocketand she's like, And she's likebreathing on me like mackerel...

I got two Ludes in my pocket
and she's like, [deep voice] "Hi, Bob." [normal] And she's like
breathing on me like mackerel and anchovies.
It was like a Caesar salad with no lettuce or croutons,
you know?

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I got two Ludes in my pocket and she's like,
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[deep voice] "Hi, Bob."
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[normal] And she's like breathing on me
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like mackerel and anchovies. It was like a Caesar salad
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with no lettuce or croutons, you know?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:36
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
And then, [deep voice] "I wanna have sex with you." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And then, [deep voice] "I wanna have sex with you."...
-I roofied myself. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-I roofied myself. -[laughter]
And then an hour later, she comes back, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And then an hour later, she comes back,
This is gross. Her breath at this point, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
This is gross. Her breath at this point,
And I woke up in the morning, and I don't know, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And I woke up in the morning, and I don't know,
I think she stuck like a four-hour Duraflame log - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
I think she stuck like a four-hour Duraflame log
[laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
[laughs]
And when--even at that time, when I was starting out, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And when--even at that time, when I was starting out,
I became friends with Rodney Dangerfield - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I became friends with Rodney Dangerfield
-[cheers and applause] -And see, you know him, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
-[cheers and applause] -And see, you know him,
[normal] I was actually in a hospital room with him - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
[normal] I was actually in a hospital room with him
[as Rodney] "What are you talking about, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[as Rodney] "What are you talking about,
-We're all gonna die." -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
-We're all gonna die." -[laughter]
I don't know him and he goes, [as Rodney] "Man, I don't know - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
I don't know him and he goes, [as Rodney] "Man, I ...
You're fucked. You can't stop thinking, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
You're fucked. You can't stop thinking,
He gets me." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
He gets me."
[laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
[laughs]
Um, she gave me a box that said, "RD" on it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
Um, she gave me a box that said, "RD" on it
That's his pot pipe and I didn't use it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
That's his pot pipe and I didn't use it
And then I looked further into this little box-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
And then I looked further into this little box--