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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I had never takena Viagra before and so I had a bottle that said"Rodney Dangerfield,...

I had never taken
a Viagra before and so I had a bottle that said
"Rodney Dangerfield, Viagra" with a ten-year-old pill in it, and I was
in between relationships, and I was in a bar-- this happened about
eight years ago I guess, and this girl says to me,
"Come on, let's go to your house.
Let's hang." And that's what, you know,
a millennial says to an older man,
"Let's hang." All he does is hang.
He can't get it up

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I had never taken a Viagra before
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and so I had a bottle that said "Rodney Dangerfield, Viagra"
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with a ten-year-old pill in it,
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and I was in between relationships,
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and I was in a bar--
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this happened about eight years ago I guess,
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and this girl says to me, "Come on,
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let's go to your house. Let's hang."
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And that's what, you know, a millennial says
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to an older man, "Let's hang."
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All he does is hang. He can't get it up.
Duration
27 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:26
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[laughter]
His wiener. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
His wiener.
TED Talk. So I don't know what to do. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
TED Talk. So I don't know what to do.
We're in the den, we're hanging out - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
We're in the den, we're hanging out
He looked at me like, like Shemp Howard - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
He looked at me like, like Shemp Howard
You don't need to know the reference or nothing, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
You don't need to know the reference or nothing,
So I run upstairs - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
So I run upstairs
I go downstairs, an hour goes by, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
I go downstairs, an hour goes by,
I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag breaks." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag break...
I think." I mean, you're supposed to - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I think." I mean, you're supposed to
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter]
And you're looking in the mirror and he's like winking at you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:25
And you're looking in the mirror and he's like win...
-And-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
-And-- -[laughter]
You burp Tupperware. I put my little balls - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You burp Tupperware. I put my little balls
-This is just for me. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-This is just for me. -[laughter]
I don't know if you heard there's climate change - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
I don't know if you heard there's climate change
I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there,
And I said I had a hemorrhoid - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And I said I had a hemorrhoid
And it was so cold it broke off - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And it was so cold it broke off
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking