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I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I was playing Winnipeg,I was doing standup there, and it was like -20and I'm gonna--this...

I was playing Winnipeg,
I was doing standup there, and it was like -20
and I'm gonna--this is gross as opposed to anything else
I've said, but I-I--It's gonna be personal,
but I'm sorry, I'm in a safe space
with a bunch of cameras

Full Transcript

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I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there,
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and it was like -20 and I'm gonna--this is gross
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as opposed to anything else I've said,
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but I-I--It's gonna be personal, but I'm sorry,
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I'm in a safe space with a bunch of cameras.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:23
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
And I said I had a hemorrhoid - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And I said I had a hemorrhoid
And it was so cold it broke off - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And it was so cold it broke off
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking
[scattered laughter and groans] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[scattered laughter and groans]
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled--
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay,
And I went, "No!" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And I went, "No!"
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray.
Thank you very much." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
Thank you very much."
She's thinking that what I'm saying is - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
She's thinking that what I'm saying is
Just frickin' get that thing all just-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Just frickin' get that thing all just--
Just get a lathe - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
Just get a lathe
And so I-I didn't get it and I just, uh-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:18
And so I-I didn't get it and I just, uh--
Uh, it's called Dirty Daddy and, uh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Uh, it's called Dirty Daddy and, uh,
Um, it's a seven-hour audio book, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Um, it's a seven-hour audio book,
But it's interesting, I, um, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
But it's interesting, I, um,
And I wanna tell you something, every single one of you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And I wanna tell you something, every single one of you
-[cheering] -They'll be sitting there, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
-[cheering] -They'll be sitting there,
-That was a mistake. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-That was a mistake. -[laughter]