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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

"I had sex with a guy,I'm not sure about him, I think he's on methfrom Moscow, I'm taking...

"I had sex with a guy,
I'm not sure about him, I think he's on meth
from Moscow, I'm taking a 'day-after'."
Don't do that

Full Transcript

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"I had sex with a guy, I'm not sure about him,
00:00:03.001 --> 00:00:04.787
I think he's on meth from Moscow,
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I'm taking a 'day-after'." Don't do that.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:10
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
Unless I sell it to you and it's got my brand. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Unless I sell it to you and it's got my brand.
That's my merch. I sell "day-after pills." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
That's my merch. I sell "day-after pills."
[scattered cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
[scattered cheers and applause]
We're zombies in love. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
We're zombies in love.
Love's important. I mean, that's why I-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Love's important. I mean, that's why I--
For ten years, um, I was pretty lonely, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
For ten years, um, I was pretty lonely,
I worked in a strip club once in Anchorage - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
I worked in a strip club once in Anchorage
[as Jay] Hey, you gotta go to-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[as Jay] Hey, you gotta go to--
[as Jay] You gotta go to this strip club, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[as Jay] You gotta go to this strip club,
There's a stripper on stage - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
There's a stripper on stage
She's got little Easy Bake Oven pie pans - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:32
She's got little Easy Bake Oven pie pans
-Really? -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-Really? -[laughter]
-You have to-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-You have to-- -[laughter]
-Give him a round of applause. -[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
-Give him a round of applause. -[cheers and applause]
For the purposes of this fucking special, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
For the purposes of this fucking special,
-I can't make fun of you. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
-I can't make fun of you. -[laughter]
He would talk to an audience. He taught me - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
He would talk to an audience. He taught me
You will be, but, um-- when I bring you up here - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
You will be, but, um-- when I bring you up here
And I hit your bare buttocks - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And I hit your bare buttocks
I'm not gonna do that. I don't wanna see his buttocks. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I'm not gonna do that. I don't wanna see his butto...