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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I thought those werereal erections." "No, honey, I usea pipe cleaner and duct tape to make...

I thought those were
real erections." "No, honey, I use
a pipe cleaner and duct tape to make it dogleg left

Full Transcript

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I thought those were real erections."
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"No, honey, I use a pipe cleaner and duct tape
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to make it dogleg left.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:07
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
Um, and what is your name, sir? If you say "Sanyo," - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Um, and what is your name, sir? If you say "Sanyo,"...
-Uh, why-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-Uh, why-- -[laughter]
This is amazing. We're on television. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
This is amazing. We're on television.
-This is fucking awesome. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
-This is fucking awesome. -[laughter]
You're telling a room full of people... - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
You're telling a room full of people...
That's just--and you got a little Jake "Gelenhal" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
That's just--and you got a little Jake "Gelenhal&q...
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[laughter]
You take 'em right, though. You take 'em orally, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
You take 'em right, though. You take 'em orally,
I had never taken a Viagra before - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:27
I had never taken a Viagra before
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[laughter]
His wiener. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
His wiener.
TED Talk. So I don't know what to do. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
TED Talk. So I don't know what to do.
We're in the den, we're hanging out - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
We're in the den, we're hanging out
He looked at me like, like Shemp Howard - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
He looked at me like, like Shemp Howard
You don't need to know the reference or nothing, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
You don't need to know the reference or nothing,
So I run upstairs - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
So I run upstairs
I go downstairs, an hour goes by, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
I go downstairs, an hour goes by,
I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag breaks." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag break...
I think." I mean, you're supposed to - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I think." I mean, you're supposed to
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter]