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I'm against it. I'm telling you people
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I'm against it.I'm telling you people as a dad,if you're gonna buy drugs, -get 'em from...

I'm against it.
I'm telling you people as a dad,
if you're gonna buy drugs, -get 'em from me.
-[laughter] No, because Ludes--
it's like Locked-in syndrome

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I'm against it. I'm telling you people
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as a dad, if you're gonna buy drugs,
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-get 'em from me. -[laughter]
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No, because Ludes-- it's like Locked-in syndrome.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:57
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
It's Jonah Hill and Leo DiCaprio and it's like, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
It's Jonah Hill and Leo DiCaprio and it's like,
-When I'm alone. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-When I'm alone. -[laughter]
So the club owner at the club in Cleveland - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:22
So the club owner at the club in Cleveland
And he says, "Trust me." And I had to stay-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
And he says, "Trust me." And I had to stay--
It's just you and me and all of the people. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
It's just you and me and all of the people.
Anyway, end of the story, is the rat gone? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Anyway, end of the story, is the rat gone?
-[laughter] -...a rat on the pavement! - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-[laughter] -...a rat on the pavement!
-Are you on a Lude? -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-Are you on a Lude? -[laughter]
I'm staying at this shitty, little place, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
I'm staying at this shitty, little place,
And this is a true story and it makes me feel bad - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
And this is a true story and it makes me feel bad
I'm going to classes. So--[chuckles] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I'm going to classes. So--[chuckles]
Where he bit the head off a fish? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Where he bit the head off a fish?
She looked like that and, so, she comes upstairs, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
She looked like that and, so, she comes upstairs,
I got two Ludes in my pocket and she's like, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
I got two Ludes in my pocket and she's like,
And then, [deep voice] "I wanna have sex with you." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And then, [deep voice] "I wanna have sex with you."...
-I roofied myself. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-I roofied myself. -[laughter]
And then an hour later, she comes back, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And then an hour later, she comes back,
This is gross. Her breath at this point, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
This is gross. Her breath at this point,
And I woke up in the morning, and I don't know, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And I woke up in the morning, and I don't know,
I think she stuck like a four-hour Duraflame log - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
I think she stuck like a four-hour Duraflame log