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I'm going to classes. So--[chuckles]
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I'm going to classes.So-- What happened was,I'm upstairs, she comes up, and I don't wanna...

I'm going to classes.
So--[chuckles] What happened was,
I'm upstairs, she comes up, and I don't wanna talk
misogynistically or chauvinistically
about a lady and her looks-- which is a terrible thing to do,
but this--this girl-- Let me tell you
what she looked like

Full Transcript

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I'm going to classes. So--[chuckles]
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What happened was, I'm upstairs, she comes up,
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and I don't wanna talk misogynistically
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or chauvinistically about a lady and her looks--
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which is a terrible thing to do, but this--this girl--
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Let me tell you what she looked like.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:10
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
Where he bit the head off a fish? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Where he bit the head off a fish?
She looked like that and, so, she comes upstairs, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
She looked like that and, so, she comes upstairs,
I got two Ludes in my pocket and she's like, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
I got two Ludes in my pocket and she's like,
And then, [deep voice] "I wanna have sex with you." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And then, [deep voice] "I wanna have sex with you."...
-I roofied myself. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-I roofied myself. -[laughter]
And then an hour later, she comes back, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And then an hour later, she comes back,
This is gross. Her breath at this point, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
This is gross. Her breath at this point,
And I woke up in the morning, and I don't know, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And I woke up in the morning, and I don't know,
I think she stuck like a four-hour Duraflame log - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
I think she stuck like a four-hour Duraflame log
[laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
[laughs]
And when--even at that time, when I was starting out, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And when--even at that time, when I was starting out,
I became friends with Rodney Dangerfield - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I became friends with Rodney Dangerfield
-[cheers and applause] -And see, you know him, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
-[cheers and applause] -And see, you know him,
[normal] I was actually in a hospital room with him - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
[normal] I was actually in a hospital room with him
[as Rodney] "What are you talking about, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[as Rodney] "What are you talking about,
-We're all gonna die." -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
-We're all gonna die." -[laughter]
I don't know him and he goes, [as Rodney] "Man, I don't know - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
I don't know him and he goes, [as Rodney] "Man, I ...
You're fucked. You can't stop thinking, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
You're fucked. You can't stop thinking,
He gets me." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
He gets me."
[laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
[laughs]