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I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag breaks.
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I'm gonna put a bag over my dickin case your bag breaks." So nothing happenedand, uh--...

I'm gonna put a bag over my dick
in case your bag breaks." [normal] So nothing happened
and, uh-- but I--years went by
and now that I'm 60, I went, "You know,
I should have a supply

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I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag breaks."
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[normal] So nothing happened and, uh--
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but I--years went by and now that I'm 60,
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I went, "You know, I should have a supply.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:45
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
I think." I mean, you're supposed to - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I think." I mean, you're supposed to
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter]
And you're looking in the mirror and he's like winking at you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:25
And you're looking in the mirror and he's like win...
-And-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
-And-- -[laughter]
You burp Tupperware. I put my little balls - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You burp Tupperware. I put my little balls
-This is just for me. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-This is just for me. -[laughter]
I don't know if you heard there's climate change - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
I don't know if you heard there's climate change
I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there,
And I said I had a hemorrhoid - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And I said I had a hemorrhoid
And it was so cold it broke off - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And it was so cold it broke off
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
-[audience groans] -And then, a little fucking
[scattered laughter and groans] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[scattered laughter and groans]
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:17
So I go to get a prescription of Viagra filled--
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
So I put the travel hairspray right on the pharmacy counter
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
And she said to me, "Okay, with the copay,
And I went, "No!" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And I went, "No!"
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
"No! No! I'm just gonna use the hairspray.
Thank you very much." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
Thank you very much."
She's thinking that what I'm saying is - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
She's thinking that what I'm saying is
Just frickin' get that thing all just-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Just frickin' get that thing all just--