I'm Russell Crowe." And I said,"I-I know." "I havea joke for you, Bob Saget." I...

I'm Russell Crowe." [normal] And I said,
"I-I know." [as Russell] "I have
a joke for you, Bob Saget." [normal] I said,
"You--You can call me Bob." He said, [as Russell]
"Okay, Bob Saget." Here's the joke: What did
the man say to his doctor and the man had five penises
when his doctor asked him how his shorts fit him?"
[normal] And I knew the joke 'cause I'd heard it
in junior high, so I said,
"That they fit like a glove"?