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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

I'm sitting there withthe ladies and I actually said this,and they didn't bleep it, I...

I'm sitting there with
the ladies and I actually said this,
and they didn't bleep it, I said, "I couldn't put
your book down, -it was stuck to my hand."
-[laughter] Yeah, they laughed at that
'cause they're dirty

Full Transcript

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I'm sitting there with the ladies and I actually
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said this, and they didn't bleep it,
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I said, "I couldn't put your book down,
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-it was stuck to my hand." -[laughter]
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Yeah, they laughed at that 'cause they're dirty.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:37
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
So people tell me jokes all the time - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
So people tell me jokes all the time
It's nice if they're good jokes - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
It's nice if they're good jokes
-You like Russell Crowe? -[scattered applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-You like Russell Crowe? -[scattered applause]
He came over, he had numbers and letters - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
He came over, he had numbers and letters
I'm Russell Crowe." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:27
I'm Russell Crowe."
-And he got pissed. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-And he got pissed. -[laughter]
You weren't supposed to give away the punch line, Bob Saget." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:22
You weren't supposed to give away the punch line, Bob S...
We buried my mom a couple years ago-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
We buried my mom a couple years ago--
Just make a joke at the worst time, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
Just make a joke at the worst time,
I actually wanted her to live another ten years - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I actually wanted her to live another ten years
This is gonna get a little weird, it's gonna be - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
This is gonna get a little weird, it's gonna be
And her name was Dolly and so this is, uh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And her name was Dolly and so this is, uh,
And she said, [as Dolly] "Bobby, I'm at peace with this. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And she said, [as Dolly] "Bobby, I'm at peace with...
I'm okay. It's my time." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I'm okay. It's my time."
I mean, a lot like Yoda. She was green, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I mean, a lot like Yoda. She was green,
-It's for the company." -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-It's for the company." -[laughter]
I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna give you a sign." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna give you a sign....
Please don't do--" [as Dolly] "I'm gonna do it, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:28
Please don't do--" [as Dolly] "I'm gonna...
It'll be a dove! It'll be me!" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
It'll be a dove! It'll be me!"
I don't wanna go to a wedding, I don't wanna see a magician. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I don't wanna go to a wedding, I don't wanna see a...