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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

It's embarrassing." I said, "People laugh, Ma." Worst thing I ever didto my mom, um, -that...

It's embarrassing." I said, "People laugh, Ma." Worst thing I ever did
to my mom, um, -that I can talk about, was...
-[laughter] I was on The Tonight Show,
I had taken my parents -to Israel and I had my mom--
-[man] Whoo!

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It's embarrassing."
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I said, "People laugh, Ma."
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Worst thing I ever did to my mom, um,
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-that I can talk about, was... -[laughter]
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I was on The Tonight Show, I had taken my parents
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-to Israel and I had my mom-- -[man] Whoo!
Duration
12 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:52
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
We're being profiled and we're in danger. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
We're being profiled and we're in danger.
But my mom, I took a picture of her - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
But my mom, I took a picture of her
-[laughter] -"Why did you say that, Bobby?" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-[laughter] -"Why did you say that, Bobby?"
I mean, what do you want me to do?" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
I mean, what do you want me to do?"
-And here's a couple of them. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
-And here's a couple of them. -[laughter]
So my dad would just tell me dirty shit - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
So my dad would just tell me dirty shit
-[laughter] -He made a mistake - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -He made a mistake
I didn't know nothing at all - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
I didn't know nothing at all
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[laughter]
So my dad tells me a joke, my dad says, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
So my dad tells me a joke, my dad says,
You can't have sex with a sheep." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
You can't have sex with a sheep."
And they bring the kid up and they say, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
And they bring the kid up and they say,
So I didn't laugh, I didn't get it, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
So I didn't laugh, I didn't get it,
I kinda laughed at the sound of the goat, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I kinda laughed at the sound of the goat,
That's what it meant? That is fucked up." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
That's what it meant? That is fucked up."
And then he told me another one, similarly inappropriate. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And then he told me another one, similarly inappropriate.
Uh, if you know it, don't worry about it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, if you know it, don't worry about it
Tarzan meets Jane for the first time and says, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
Tarzan meets Jane for the first time and says,
What is your hole's name. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
What is your hole's name.
30 years it took me to understand that joke. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
30 years it took me to understand that joke.