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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

A friend of mine, my age,married a woman, uh, half his age plus seven--he did it...

Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty • 2017

[laughter] A friend of mine, my age,
married a woman, uh, half his age plus seven--
he did it correctly, and he just had a baby
and she was pregnant, and I said, "May I--
May I feel the baby kick?" And she said, "Yes, Bob,
but could you do it externally this time?
'Cause I'm very touchy feely." [audience groaning and laughing] Anybody got a baby?
Anybody got a new baby?

Full Transcript

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A friend of mine, my age, married a woman,

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uh, half his age plus seven-- he did it correctly,

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and he just had a baby and she was pregnant,

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and I said, "May I-- May I feel the baby kick?"

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And she said, "Yes, Bob, but could you do it

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externally this time? 'Cause I'm very touchy feely."

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[audience groaning and laughing]

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Anybody got a baby? Anybody got a new baby?

Duration

24 seconds

Views

36

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:28

Uploaded

Jul 01, 2025

Genres

Production

Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.