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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

This wonderful woman I met,she's 37, she's a grown up, and I wanted to buy hera nice...

Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty • 2017

[laughter] This wonderful woman I met,
she's 37, she's a grown up, and I wanted to buy her
a nice gift, and I said, "Hey, I got
a choice for you here, I can buy you a beautiful
chest of drawers, or for the same price
I can get a vasectomy, what do you think?"
And-- maybe they don't seem
to weigh out the same, and she said, "Let's just get
the chest of drawers, Bob." And I said, "Okay."
So I bought her this beautiful chest of drawers
and then I slammed my dick in it -1,500 times.
-[laughter] You know, just so we both
get something out of it

Full Transcript

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This wonderful woman I met, she's 37, she's a grown up,

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and I wanted to buy her a nice gift,

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and I said, "Hey, I got a choice for you here,

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I can buy you a beautiful chest of drawers,

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or for the same price I can get a vasectomy,

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what do you think?" And--

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maybe they don't seem to weigh out the same,

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and she said, "Let's just get the chest of drawers, Bob."

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And I said, "Okay." So I bought her this beautiful

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chest of drawers and then I slammed my dick in it

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-1,500 times. -[laughter]

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You know, just so we both get something out of it.

Duration

32 seconds

Views

49

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:58

Uploaded

Jul 01, 2025

Genres

Production

Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.