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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

Let me tell youwhat never to do and if people are watching thisand you got like a 14, 15...

Let me tell you
what never to do and if people are watching this
and you got like a 14, 15 year old
kid at home, you tell them
not to do stuff in the woods

Full Transcript

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Let me tell you what never to do
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and if people are watching this and you got like
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a 14, 15 year old kid at home,
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you tell them not to do stuff in the woods.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:29
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
Not to dry-hump 'cause you could go up to a tree - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Not to dry-hump 'cause you could go up to a tree
You don't put your wiener in that hole - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You don't put your wiener in that hole
-[laughter] -If you got a hole in a tree, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-[laughter] -If you got a hole in a tree,
-And-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-And-- -[laughter]
TED Talk. It can go right in there - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
TED Talk. It can go right in there
What an actor! But it's true. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
What an actor! But it's true.
And if there's sap in the tree, it'll cauterize - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
And if there's sap in the tree, it'll cauterize
-[laughter] -'Cause, you know, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -'Cause, you know,
You actually did. [laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
You actually did. [laughs]
-[laughter] -Is there anything else - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-[laughter] -Is there anything else
-No. No, thank you. -I wanna thank you and I-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-No. No, thank you. -I wanna thank you and I--
-He's a nice man. -[applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-He's a nice man. -[applause]
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[laughter]
Now, I would actually like to do some music for ya - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Now, I would actually like to do some music for ya
They make me feel good and I think people like 'em - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
They make me feel good and I think people like 'em
This is the son of Mumford & Sons - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
This is the son of Mumford & Sons
-He walked away rejected. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-He walked away rejected. -[laughter]
you-guys-are-incredibly-nice-honestly - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
you-guys-are-incredibly-nice-honestly
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
[cheers and applause]
and-theyre-all-offensive-and-um - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
and-theyre-all-offensive-and-um