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No, not at all. -Don't do that 'cause that state
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

No, not at all.-Don't do that 'cause that state -can secede whenever it wants.- You know,...

No, not at all.
-Don't do that 'cause that state -can secede whenever it wants.
-[laughter] You know, sometimes I'll talk
to somebody in the audience and they'll yell stuff out
like you were, and then it makes me feel,
you know, like I wanna parent them, like I wanna
teach 'em something, you know?

Full Transcript

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-No, not at all. -Don't do that 'cause that state
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-can secede whenever it wants. -[laughter]
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You know, sometimes I'll talk to somebody in the audience
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and they'll yell stuff out like you were,
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and then it makes me feel, you know, like I wanna
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parent them, like I wanna teach 'em something, you know?
Duration
14 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:48
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
Because all the time when I was on that family show, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Because all the time when I was on that family show,
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
[cheers and applause]
-[gentle music] -Like you're Michelle or D.J., - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-[gentle music] -Like you're Michelle or D.J.,
And that's background music that helps you teach - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And that's background music that helps you teach
-[all exclaim] -[laughter and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-[all exclaim] -[laughter and applause]
-I am. -Well, I wish you the best - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-I am. -Well, I wish you the best
Um, and I don't wanna make fun of ya, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Um, and I don't wanna make fun of ya,
Um, what would you say is the craziest thing - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
Um, what would you say is the craziest thing
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
[cheers and applause]
I didn't mean to say that right into your face - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
I didn't mean to say that right into your face
-I did. -Shame on-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-I did. -Shame on--
-14. -You finished-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:16
-14. -You finished--
-That's a truthful thing. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-That's a truthful thing. -[laughter]
Which makes them strange. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Which makes them strange.
But if you wear the skin off your wiener, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
But if you wear the skin off your wiener,
And let me tell you something else, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And let me tell you something else,
I feel like I know you so much right now. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I feel like I know you so much right now.
-Yes. -You're a bad boy. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-Yes. -You're a bad boy.
Let me tell you what never to do - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Let me tell you what never to do
Not to dry-hump 'cause you could go up to a tree - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Not to dry-hump 'cause you could go up to a tree