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People just laugh, but if I'm on a plane
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

People just laugh,but if I'm on a plane and I'm writing, "I don'twanna give my dick a big...

People just laugh,
but if I'm on a plane and I'm writing, "I don't
wanna give my dick a big head," and there's a guy next to me,
but he's not looking at my face and he looks at the table
and he sees "dick, big head," he's scared.
He's fucking scared of what's next to him
and then he sees it's me and then he doesn't know
what to make of it 'cause he only knows
that I was a dad on a show

Full Transcript

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People just laugh, but if I'm on a plane
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and I'm writing, "I don't wanna give my dick a big head,"
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and there's a guy next to me, but he's not looking at my face
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and he looks at the table and he sees "dick, big head,"
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he's scared. He's fucking scared
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of what's next to him and then he sees it's me
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and then he doesn't know what to make of it
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'cause he only knows that I was a dad on a show.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:29
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[laughter]
One day it's gonna be Fullest House - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
One day it's gonna be Fullest House
Not gonna talk about that show the whole time, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Not gonna talk about that show the whole time,
-Um, I don't know-- -[cheering] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-Um, I don't know-- -[cheering]
But I knew it was popular years ago 'cause John Stamos-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
But I knew it was popular years ago 'cause John Stamos-...
And back in the day when he had the mullet, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And back in the day when he had the mullet,
Um... [laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
Um... [laughs]
But we knew we were popular. He and I one time-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
But we knew we were popular. He and I one time--
So Stamos and I were on Main Street in Disneyland - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
So Stamos and I were on Main Street in Disneyland
TheWinnie the Pooh and he's right there - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
TheWinnie the Pooh and he's right there
He's all Winnie'd out and, uh-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
He's all Winnie'd out and, uh--
And I knew it. I said, "John, look, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And I knew it. I said, "John, look,
I respect you people 'cause you're smart - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
I respect you people 'cause you're smart
I was doing a show--You know, 'cause there's a duality, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
I was doing a show--You know, 'cause there's a dua...
-That sounds so creepy. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-That sounds so creepy. -[laughter]
But I really do love making people laugh - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
But I really do love making people laugh
And you can hear the laughter, it comes out in the sound - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
And you can hear the laughter, it comes out in the sound
It's a big word, but you say big words - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
It's a big word, but you say big words
Just wanna--Just make some support payments - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Just wanna--Just make some support payments
It's weird 'cause it's like a pop culture thing - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
It's weird 'cause it's like a pop culture thi...