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She's got little Easy Bake Oven pie pans

Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

She's got littleEasy Bake Oven pie pans over her nether regions--which I believe is near...

Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty • 2017

She's got little
Easy Bake Oven pie pans over her nether regions--
which I believe is near Finland,
I'm not sure, and she's got
Scotch taped matches over these areas
and she lights the matches on fire and then she does
a little dance in her cocaine stupor,
and then she just blows herself out
and then she goes, [flatly] "And now the comedy
of Bob Saget." [laughter] It's like, "Fucking get me high
and shoot me." I did another hell gig.
This one's worse

Full Transcript

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She's got little Easy Bake Oven pie pans

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over her nether regions-- which I believe

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is near Finland, I'm not sure,

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and she's got Scotch taped matches

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over these areas and she lights the matches

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on fire and then she does a little dance

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in her cocaine stupor, and then she just

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blows herself out and then she goes,

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[flatly] "And now the comedy of Bob Saget."

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[laughter]

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It's like, "Fucking get me high and shoot me."

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I did another hell gig. This one's worse.

Duration

32 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:20

Uploaded

Jul 01, 2025

Genres

Production

Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.