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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

"Thank you so much.That anal sex in front of a jet enginewas awesome. Thank you." And I...

"Thank you so much.
That anal sex in front of a jet engine
was awesome. Thank you." And I got a woman now.
I got a woman

Full Transcript

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"Thank you so much. That anal sex
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in front of a jet engine was awesome. Thank you."
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And I got a woman now. I got a woman.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:33
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
-I'm dating a woman. -[cheers] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-I'm dating a woman. -[cheers]
-You shut up. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-You shut up. -[laughter]
That's what you said? He's stoned - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
That's what you said? He's stoned
-You got a pretty mouth. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-You got a pretty mouth. -[laughter]
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
[laughter]
But I got a woman now. I've had-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
But I got a woman now. I've had--
No, because you're 12 - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
No, because you're 12
No, I don't wanna be dirty. I wanna be pure. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
No, I don't wanna be dirty. I wanna be pure.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[laughter]
If somebody's choking, I put my tongue in their butt - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
If somebody's choking, I put my tongue in their butt
And then I throw up, everybody throws up - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And then I throw up, everybody throws up
It's purging. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
It's purging.
But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh,
And that's what my dad imparted upon me - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And that's what my dad imparted upon me
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter]
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents.
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old,
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't smoke, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't s...
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk?