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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

That's what I'm telling you.- I don't wear a cardigan sweaterand have a pill dispenser and...

That's what I'm telling you.
-[laughter and applause] I don't wear a cardigan sweater
and have a pill dispenser and go, "Hey, hey, hey."
I'm not doing that

Full Transcript

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-That's what I'm telling you. -[laughter and applause]
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I don't wear a cardigan sweater and have a pill dispenser
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and go, "Hey, hey, hey." I'm not doing that.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:06
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
[laughter]
And when you watch an icon fall-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And when you watch an icon fall--
And he now claims that he is legally blind - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
And he now claims that he is legally blind
But if you say that, isn't that like saying - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
But if you say that, isn't that like saying
If I was blind, I could definitely identify - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
If I was blind, I could definitely identify
Oh, she's got a fever." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
Oh, she's got a fever."
[laughter and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[laughter and applause]
Especially if you have children. I have three beautiful children. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Especially if you have children. I have three beautiful chil...
They're all old now. They're 85, 72-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
They're all old now. They're 85, 72--
I was in love with one girl for 25 years - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
I was in love with one girl for 25 years
It's just fantastic. It's just-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
It's just fantastic. It's just--
Hey, I apologize, I don't want to offend - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Hey, I apologize, I don't want to offend
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
[laughter]
But, actually, I did meet a woman - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
But, actually, I did meet a woman
-Um... -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-Um... -[laughter]
I think I lost my mojo." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
I think I lost my mojo."
She's a woman. She's, uh-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:18
She's a woman. She's, uh--
I had to duct tape my butthole shut. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I had to duct tape my butthole shut.
I didn't haveto, I just liked it. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I didn't haveto, I just liked it.
But this wonderful woman... [laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
But this wonderful woman... [laughs]