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That's what you said? He's stoned
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

That's what you said?He's stoned 'cause he went, "Hey, Bob"the first time and then when I...

That's what you said?
He's stoned 'cause he went, "Hey, Bob"
the first time and then when I said,
"What did you say?" He couldn't remember
'cause he's stoned

Full Transcript

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That's what you said? He's stoned
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'cause he went, "Hey, Bob" the first time
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and then when I said, "What did you say?"
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He couldn't remember 'cause he's stoned.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:57
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
-You got a pretty mouth. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-You got a pretty mouth. -[laughter]
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
[laughter]
But I got a woman now. I've had-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
But I got a woman now. I've had--
No, because you're 12 - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
No, because you're 12
No, I don't wanna be dirty. I wanna be pure. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
No, I don't wanna be dirty. I wanna be pure.
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
[laughter]
If somebody's choking, I put my tongue in their butt - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
If somebody's choking, I put my tongue in their butt
And then I throw up, everybody throws up - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And then I throw up, everybody throws up
It's purging. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
It's purging.
But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
But, you know, you go out, you wanna make people laugh,
And that's what my dad imparted upon me - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And that's what my dad imparted upon me
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-He was behind the shed. -[laughter]
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Uh, anybody learn about how babies are born
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Good. Good. You had appropriate parents.
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
This is what happened to me. I was nine years old,
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't smoke, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[indistinct shouting] -We don't drink, we don't s...
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk? - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -Your roommate's from Norfolk?
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
[cheers and applause]
You didn't try to do a joke." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You didn't try to do a joke."
So I'm sitting front of my house in Norfolk, Virginia, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
So I'm sitting front of my house in Norfolk, Virginia,