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This is gross. Her breath at this point
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

This is gross.Her breath at this point, smelled like a Slim Jimdipped in shit and she's...

This is gross.
Her breath at this point, smelled like a Slim Jim
dipped in shit and she's like, [deep voice]
"Bob, come on, let's--" [normal]
And I just went like, "No." I took the second Lude.
I put myself down

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This is gross. Her breath at this point,
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smelled like a Slim Jim dipped in shit
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and she's like, [deep voice] "Bob, come on, let's--"
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[normal] And I just went like, "No."
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I took the second Lude. I put myself down.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:11
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
And I woke up in the morning, and I don't know, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And I woke up in the morning, and I don't know,
I think she stuck like a four-hour Duraflame log - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
I think she stuck like a four-hour Duraflame log
[laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
[laughs]
And when--even at that time, when I was starting out, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And when--even at that time, when I was starting out,
I became friends with Rodney Dangerfield - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I became friends with Rodney Dangerfield
-[cheers and applause] -And see, you know him, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
-[cheers and applause] -And see, you know him,
[normal] I was actually in a hospital room with him - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
[normal] I was actually in a hospital room with him
[as Rodney] "What are you talking about, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[as Rodney] "What are you talking about,
-We're all gonna die." -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
-We're all gonna die." -[laughter]
I don't know him and he goes, [as Rodney] "Man, I don't know - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
I don't know him and he goes, [as Rodney] "Man, I ...
You're fucked. You can't stop thinking, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
You're fucked. You can't stop thinking,
He gets me." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
He gets me."
[laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
[laughs]
Um, she gave me a box that said, "RD" on it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
Um, she gave me a box that said, "RD" on it
That's his pot pipe and I didn't use it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
That's his pot pipe and I didn't use it
And then I looked further into this little box-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
And then I looked further into this little box--
And there was one pill in it that was ten years old. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And there was one pill in it that was ten years old.
People, don't take a ten-year-old Viagra. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
People, don't take a ten-year-old Viagra.
-[man] Yeah. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-[man] Yeah. -[laughter]
Most people would never say a word - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Most people would never say a word