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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

Um, it's a seven-houraudio book, so if you don't wantto roofie somebody, just play...

Um, it's a seven-hour
audio book, so if you don't want
to roofie somebody, just play it,
they'll fall asleep right away

Full Transcript

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Um, it's a seven-hour audio book,
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so if you don't want to roofie somebody,
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just play it, they'll fall asleep right away.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:01
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
But it's interesting, I, um, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
But it's interesting, I, um,
And I wanna tell you something, every single one of you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And I wanna tell you something, every single one of you
-[cheering] -They'll be sitting there, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
-[cheering] -They'll be sitting there,
-That was a mistake. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-That was a mistake. -[laughter]
-[woman] Yeah! Yes! -[scattered cheers and groans] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-[woman] Yeah! Yes! -[scattered cheers and groans]
And I was on the plane, I had to read it overnight - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And I was on the plane, I had to read it overnight
So I'm on the plane and I'm reading - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
So I'm on the plane and I'm reading
Ed Asner gets on the plane. Ed Asner. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
Ed Asner gets on the plane. Ed Asner.
If you don't know him 'cause you're so millennialish, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
If you don't know him 'cause you're so millen...
-[laughter] -Ohh, we like him. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
-[laughter] -Ohh, we like him.
He's kind of a curmudgeon and I had directed him once - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
He's kind of a curmudgeon and I had directed him once
No, it wasn't a snuff film, 'cause we didn't have - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
No, it wasn't a snuff film, 'cause we didn't ...
Actually, it was a Lifetime movie - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
Actually, it was a Lifetime movie
And, so, Ed Asner gets on the plane - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
And, so, Ed Asner gets on the plane
He goes, [as Ed] "How you doing, Bob?" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
He goes, [as Ed] "How you doing, Bob?"
Fucking dirty shit." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Fucking dirty shit."
Fuck that shit. Good to see you, Bob." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
Fuck that shit. Good to see you, Bob."
It was like Mad Max. I've never been to coach, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
It was like Mad Max. I've never been to coach,
I'm sitting there with the ladies and I actually - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I'm sitting there with the ladies and I actually
So people tell me jokes all the time - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
So people tell me jokes all the time