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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

Unit on the cousin." And my mother calls mein the house And then closes me in the roomand...

unit on the cousin." And my mother calls me
in the house And then closes me in the room
and locks the vault, you know-- it's like crazy,
it's got combination, and she's like, "Bobby,
I'm gonna tell you how babies are born, okay?

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unit on the cousin."
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And my mother calls me in the house
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And then closes me in the room and locks the vault, you know--
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it's like crazy, it's got combination,
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and she's like, "Bobby, I'm gonna tell you
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how babies are born, okay?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:17
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
The man puts his penis in the woman's vagina." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
The man puts his penis in the woman's vagina."
-And I was wearing a onesie. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-And I was wearing a onesie. -[laughter]
That's personal information! And stop telling people I wear - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
That's personal information! And stop telling people I ...
It's embarrassing." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
It's embarrassing."
We're being profiled and we're in danger. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
We're being profiled and we're in danger.
But my mom, I took a picture of her - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
But my mom, I took a picture of her
-[laughter] -"Why did you say that, Bobby?" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-[laughter] -"Why did you say that, Bobby?"
I mean, what do you want me to do?" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
I mean, what do you want me to do?"
-And here's a couple of them. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:15
-And here's a couple of them. -[laughter]
So my dad would just tell me dirty shit - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
So my dad would just tell me dirty shit
-[laughter] -He made a mistake - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
-[laughter] -He made a mistake
I didn't know nothing at all - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
I didn't know nothing at all
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[laughter]
So my dad tells me a joke, my dad says, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
So my dad tells me a joke, my dad says,
You can't have sex with a sheep." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
You can't have sex with a sheep."
And they bring the kid up and they say, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
And they bring the kid up and they say,
So I didn't laugh, I didn't get it, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
So I didn't laugh, I didn't get it,
I kinda laughed at the sound of the goat, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I kinda laughed at the sound of the goat,
That's what it meant? That is fucked up." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
That's what it meant? That is fucked up."
And then he told me another one, similarly inappropriate. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And then he told me another one, similarly inappropriate.