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We buried my mom a couple years ago
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

We buried my moma couple years ago-- she's alive,but we buried her and put-- put in a...

We buried my mom
a couple years ago-- she's alive,
but we buried her and put-- put in a funnel, poured Red Bull
and Boost in there

Full Transcript

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We buried my mom a couple years ago--
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she's alive, but we buried her and put--
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put in a funnel, poured Red Bull and Boost in there.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:07
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
Just make a joke at the worst time, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
Just make a joke at the worst time,
I actually wanted her to live another ten years - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I actually wanted her to live another ten years
This is gonna get a little weird, it's gonna be - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:10
This is gonna get a little weird, it's gonna be
And her name was Dolly and so this is, uh, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
And her name was Dolly and so this is, uh,
And she said, [as Dolly] "Bobby, I'm at peace with this. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And she said, [as Dolly] "Bobby, I'm at peace with...
I'm okay. It's my time." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I'm okay. It's my time."
I mean, a lot like Yoda. She was green, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
I mean, a lot like Yoda. She was green,
-It's for the company." -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:08
-It's for the company." -[laughter]
I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna give you a sign." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna give you a sign....
Please don't do--" [as Dolly] "I'm gonna do it, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:28
Please don't do--" [as Dolly] "I'm gonna...
It'll be a dove! It'll be me!" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
It'll be a dove! It'll be me!"
I don't wanna go to a wedding, I don't wanna see a magician. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I don't wanna go to a wedding, I don't wanna see a...
I'm afraid I'm gonna be on vacation, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
I'm afraid I'm gonna be on vacation,
And just to drive the point home, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And just to drive the point home,
It's gonna drop the soap, which tightens up my butthole, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
It's gonna drop the soap, which tightens up my butthole...
And I'm gonna go, "Mom, I said no!" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And I'm gonna go, "Mom, I said no!"
[as Dolly] I gotta buy moleskin for those areas - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
[as Dolly] I gotta buy moleskin for those areas
[cheers and applause] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[cheers and applause]
And then at the end, she's 17 when she gets her legs. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And then at the end, she's 17 when she gets her legs.
That Eric, he's--he just went-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
That Eric, he's--he just went--