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You take 'em right, though. You take 'em orally
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

You take 'em right, though.You take 'em orally, don't put them in the pee holebecause-- I...

You take 'em right, though.
You take 'em orally, don't put them in the pee hole
because-- I call it a "pee hole"
by the way, it's gonna be in my TED Talk,
I know it's called a urethra,
but she's my favorite singer -and she's retiring, so...
-[laughter] Well, here's a story
that happened to me

Full Transcript

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You take 'em right, though. You take 'em orally,
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don't put them in the pee hole because--
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I call it a "pee hole" by the way,
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it's gonna be in my TED Talk, I know it's called
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a urethra, but she's my favorite singer
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-and she's retiring, so... -[laughter]
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Well, here's a story that happened to me.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:13
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
I had never taken a Viagra before - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:27
I had never taken a Viagra before
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[laughter]
His wiener. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
His wiener.
TED Talk. So I don't know what to do. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
TED Talk. So I don't know what to do.
We're in the den, we're hanging out - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
We're in the den, we're hanging out
He looked at me like, like Shemp Howard - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
He looked at me like, like Shemp Howard
You don't need to know the reference or nothing, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
You don't need to know the reference or nothing,
So I run upstairs - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:11
So I run upstairs
I go downstairs, an hour goes by, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
I go downstairs, an hour goes by,
I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag breaks." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
I'm gonna put a bag over my dick in case your bag break...
I think." I mean, you're supposed to - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
I think." I mean, you're supposed to
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
-No, because you're 12. -[laughter]
And you're looking in the mirror and he's like winking at you - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:25
And you're looking in the mirror and he's like win...
-And-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
-And-- -[laughter]
You burp Tupperware. I put my little balls - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
You burp Tupperware. I put my little balls
-This is just for me. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-This is just for me. -[laughter]
I don't know if you heard there's climate change - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
I don't know if you heard there's climate change
I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:13
I was playing Winnipeg, I was doing standup there,
And I said I had a hemorrhoid - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
And I said I had a hemorrhoid
And it was so cold it broke off - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
And it was so cold it broke off