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You're fucked. You can't stop thinking
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Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty

You're fucked.You can't stop thinking, you're doing jokes all day long,you're fucked." ...

You're fucked.
You can't stop thinking, you're doing jokes all day long,
you're fucked." [normal] And I'm like,
"I got a new friend!

Full Transcript

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You're fucked. You can't stop thinking,
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you're doing jokes all day long, you're fucked."
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[normal] And I'm like, "I got a new friend!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:44
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Bob Saget declares himself the last TV father viewers can trust in his hour of stories and songs.
He gets me." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
He gets me."
[laughs] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
[laughs]
Um, she gave me a box that said, "RD" on it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
Um, she gave me a box that said, "RD" on it
That's his pot pipe and I didn't use it - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
That's his pot pipe and I didn't use it
And then I looked further into this little box-- - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
And then I looked further into this little box--
And there was one pill in it that was ten years old. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
And there was one pill in it that was ten years old.
People, don't take a ten-year-old Viagra. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
People, don't take a ten-year-old Viagra.
-[man] Yeah. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
-[man] Yeah. -[laughter]
Most people would never say a word - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:09
Most people would never say a word
I thought those were real erections." - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
I thought those were real erections."
Um, and what is your name, sir? If you say "Sanyo," - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
Um, and what is your name, sir? If you say "Sanyo,"...
-Uh, why-- -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
-Uh, why-- -[laughter]
This is amazing. We're on television. - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
This is amazing. We're on television.
-This is fucking awesome. -[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:12
-This is fucking awesome. -[laughter]
You're telling a room full of people... - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:04
You're telling a room full of people...
That's just--and you got a little Jake "Gelenhal" - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:06
That's just--and you got a little Jake "Gelenhal&q...
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:07
[laughter]
You take 'em right, though. You take 'em orally, - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:14
You take 'em right, though. You take 'em orally,
I had never taken a Viagra before - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:27
I had never taken a Viagra before
[laughter] - Bob Saget: Zero to Sixty 00:05
[laughter]